Hips, thighs, waist, legs, feet, hands skin, stomach, chest, booty, hair and so on and so on. So many things that cause attraction and the urge for massive humpington, but there are even more turn ons found in silence.For me anyway there is something to be said in the peaceful state of sleep. It could be the early morning that leads into wake up lovin' or the aftermath sleep still sweaty and tired. But in that calm state of sleep I look and see many things. I see you at your best. No worries, no concerns, no fighting, no arguing, no rambling on about nothing, no oddball female logic that makes no real sense but to avoid a fight we always agree with, no references to past lovers, no tears cuz I've hurt in a way that I wasn't even aware of.
Hump day can be fun in its random over the top statements of raw primal lust. But the statements of reality, the re-telling of those actual moments hold much more power. I don't spend time fantasizing about Mel B or Alicia Keys. Their both beautiful but not a part of my world. I'll never have them in that position of given themselves to me and I'm not pursuing that. I like and respect the life I live and the individuals that have shared it with me. 
I was requested to bring more personality and personal experience to Hump Day and it was more fun then I expected. I'm gonna have to do this again. Good Nite but rest understand that we have more tales to create.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Hump Day......Said in Silence
Hump Day....Bandana's, Hotels and Boy Shorts
Quite the combination of items huh? Yeah these were the main ingredients too quite an enjoyable night. So, another night in Manhattan is in progress. Me, her, and 2 friends. What had been a regular night was about to take a turn as the females start giggling and trading devious looks. I directed to particular street and told to park and make sure the meter is good for the night. Ok, nothing too crazy. As I turn around from reading the meter sign. I notice the other guy of the group has a bandana around his head blind fold style. "What the hell!?!" "They got us" he said. Interesting. Now at this time of my life I was not nearly as open for something as I am now and the idea of walking through Manhattan blindfolded wasn't a thrill to me either but I went along with it.
Step by slow step we eventually got to a building and while still blinded I could tell that we were on an elevator. I few moments later I was being ushered into a room. Mood lighting, champagne, strawberries....things were looking up.
You see I've learned that many times its not merely the sexual act but the SET UP that turns you on. What steps get you from every day citizen to sexual deviant. After a shower and what again prepped with my blindfold and bandanas for my arms. Being restrained is still "iffy" thing with me but it was all good here. I was given my sight again and greeted with the view of her working the HELL out of a playboy 2 piece outfit. blacc with pink trimmed tank top and boy shorts. Every female curve in place and ready to do damage.
That night has been and is still known as the "Aduction".Hopefully it'll happen again.
Hump Day........Loves Jones
We all connect memories to things. Songs, smells, places, words can all be forever linked to a person or a particular memory.Well this instance is responsible for making it IMPOSSIBLE for me to watch Love Jones without stopping to do some major reminiscing. Maybe it was a setup or maybe she was serious but we were watching Love Jones(one of HER favorite mvoies) and things are all good.Then she start messing with me. Not sexually but in a play pest kinda of way. Just poking at me and distracting me from the movie.... "Lol.See you asked to watch this movie now you're messing with me......Yes I'm watching the movie YOU wanted so i'm focused on Love Jones." Now truthfully I did say that to mess with her but she came at me with teh perfect reply. "I can take your attention from that movie very easily"
In my head I was like"YEAH!!!! WIN/WIN situation" I replied. "Yeah ok I'd like to see you try.(literally)"
............I kept my focus on that movie for maybe 3-4 minutes before giving in to the pleasure of great "Skull-Duggery", I don't think we ever got around to watching the whole movie straight.
Hump Day.........Riverside Park/Boat Basin
There was a time when my movement didn't go further then the BX to the south or Areas of Rockland County to the north, but as time passed, with most young adults in the tri-state, Manhattan became my playground. A place to enjoy anything your heart could desire and your mind could come up with. My appreciation of the City coincided with my increased sexual comfort would result in a urge to mark various territory and expose my exhibitionist side. A friday night after a meal and some drinks, during that time period, usually lead to a relaxing walk through the Riverside Park and along the boat basin. Stopping to sit on a bench you look over down the Hudson toward teh end of Manhattan or across to the nice Jersey homes that so many of todays "keeping it real" rappers live in. Conversation is lite and playful......but steadily becomes naughty and curious. "You're not wearing what?....Oh really"...."You're kinda in the mood for what?Just a lil bit....to see how long before someone notices?Lol.I'm game if you are."small.jpg)
That nice summer dress is good for more then just appearances.Belt undone activity in progress apprehension, excitement and mischief all on our faces. Of course we cared little for the 1 or 2 joggers or bikers that passed by. We were in our zone but weren't making a porno in the park.Random, spontaneous and unforgettable.Cool breeze, beautiful atmosphere.Good times....
HAPPY HUMP DAY SPECIAL EDITION
Yeah yeah it's another Hump day which usually ushers in a gang of sexually appealing images of person and/or acts that are very much "hump" related. At the "suggestion" of one of my readers I'm gonna apply I more personal spin to Hump Day and post on things, events or people (directly or indirectly) from my own personal fantasies, desires and experiences.Let's have some fun with it. 
Alicia Keys Approved
Really?Is this what it's come to???
Oj the Juiceman????
......my god.
**Turns on an old Doo Woop mixtape**
Media Hype = Business as Usual
Issue 1
God bless the soul of the 23 yr old child that was the first confirmed death of the "New Global Killer" aka Swine Flu. I don't know, but it seems to me that since 9/11 the ability of mass hysteria and unfounded panic to take hold is really at an all time high. No disrespect but a bad case of standard flu can kill a 23 month old child. This flu is behaving no different then any other flu and is actually effecting far less people. But of course as the great Charles Xavier says. "Man fears what it doesn't understand" so because its a new version of the same old thing we all worked up about it. Hey cover the mouth when you sneeze or cough.Wash your damn hands(cuz we all know the dirty co workers that don't wash their hands.)And let's keep it moving cuz truthfully the REGULAR FLU HAS KILLED THOUSANDS this year alone.
Issue 2
Obama's first 100 days. Um ok, why is this important again?
(CNN) -- Behind closed doors in recent days, senior White House aides have been saying that measuring President Obama's first 100 days is the journalistic equivalent of a Hallmark holiday.
Nuff' Said
Monday, April 27, 2009
Might Be Worth a Try...
Who am I to deny the advancement of such a valuable science. :P
**Clic here and Take a look**
You Pork on the Fork??????
Am I crazy for not really caring too much about this whole Swine Flu issue???
Damn, not another one.....lol
This happens to me a lot.I'll be reading a random blog and I'll see a comment that is real intelligent and I'll say "hey she had a great view on this.Let me see what her blogs are like." A few moments later the screen is refreshing and I'm waiting to see the blog.....then BAM!!!!!! Not a single thought, view or opinion in relation to life overall but pixels and pixels of MAKE-UP!!!!Make up tutorials, new make up products, supplies, etc,etc......I'm like "DAMN, WHERES THE BLOG?!?!?"
Don't get me wrong I have no problem with MUA's. Some very important people to me are in that field but its just a momentary buzz kill when looking forward to maybe seeing one thing and and seeing something else.
Alright I'm done..............Random.
April Closing out.........Progress Report
Ok, ok there are roughly 4 more days left in April so lets me where I am currently in respect to my monthly goals.
Physically: My "Superhero" fitness program and the 100pushup challenge is going well but I've been slow to get my ab workouts going. With my June 15th target date. I don't have time to be lazy with that.
Financially: I canceled 1 of the phone lines that I really wasn't using any more and Geico just dropped my payments by about $50.Slow but steady progress. I'm falling maybe $20-$250 over what I wanted to spend this month not horrible but still room for improvement.
Mentally: About 60 pages left to read in the Aprils Book but a May book of the Month hasn't been selected yet so I'll have to get up with Mz. J and figure that out.
Personally/Socially: Local gatherings with the fella's. Nothing major. NY hasn a habit of taxing your wallet to have some basic pleasure but hey you still gotta live life right.
April is finishing well but I see a number of improvement points for May.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Random Quote for Contemplation
Just got hit with an interesting quote.
Women decide who they will allow to sleep with them but men decide who they will make a wife.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Tuff Break.......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_191234.html
PRAGUE — Former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke was detained by police in the Czech Republic on Friday on suspicion of denying the Holocaust.
Police spokesman Jan Mikulovsky said the action was taken because Duke does that in his book "My Awakening," which is punishable by up to three years in Czech prisons.
Duke traveled to the republic to promote the book's Czech translation of the book at the invitation of neo-Nazis.
Mikulovsky declined to give any further details, citing an ongoing investigation.
Prague's Charles University also banned a Duke lecture scheduled there Friday for students taking a course on extremism.
Duke, a resident of Louisiana and a former Republican state legislator there, also was to have given lectures over the weekend in Prague and the country's second-largest city, Brno.
He was released and expelled from the nation this morning with no charges pressed.
LOL....."Watch yo Mouth!!"
Friday, April 24, 2009
Taste of Summer in NY
That's what this weekend will be.Bad traffic, crowded car washes, white tees, shorts, Italian Ices, Loud music, BBQ's etc,etc.......and of course the summer styles of the ladies. NY may be a lil overcrowded and overweight(statistically speaking) but hey who's perfect?All I know is that I'll be in a good mood and enjoying the sights.
Echo Bay in my Town, New Rochelle
Quality Bloggington: Dizzy
Gonna start shouting the various quality blog posts I come across. Sharing is caring right.
Ya' boy DIZZY dropped a joint that I really connect with about being that always open friendly male ear.
**Peep it Here**
Nerd Moment
Its amazing whats out there....
A telescope in Chile captured this spectacular image of the Helix planetary nebula, nicknamed the Eye of God. The object lies 700 light-years away in the constellation Aquarius, scientists said Feb. 26. The brilliant colors are created as a star releases gas and dust as it dies into a white dwarf.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Smashed the Homies/"Hey, how you going?"
No need to rehash the now infamous reality t.v moment of Danger + Smash + Homies.
But this made me think of something. This past Saturday I was at the Cross County Mall in Yonkers and while going about business I was in Old Navy. I catch a glimpse of a cute female and what appears to be her daughter couldn't be more then 7 yrs old. So anyway, from my angle of sight I can see the frame and it was bad(I may have been teh tight clothes assisting the frame too) but then I saw the face and I was like "Oooooooooooooooh" this is a gurl from my younger high school days that had always been "around " guys in my team and by the team lets say 2003 rolled around she,well........."Smashed the Homies"I few of them actually and had made moves towards me and few other of my boys. I guess she ended up settling down with someone or something like that. It's always interesting seeing someone you haven't seen in years and remember them then and seeing them now. I'm sure to some folk she could still get it but I know too much about her to be in the group.
Any female that's on the phone with my boy while going down on another of my boys is a big RED FLAG.
No Thank You.LoL
Remember Her...........Hump Day Edition
Trina Mcgee from Boy meets World.
Yeah Topanga was kind of cute but I was really feeling her more.Granted I don't remember her name on the show but that's neither here or there.lol
Present Day Image....still Nice.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
PROMOTIONAL PLUG!!!!!!!!!!SNEAKER GAME FRESH BY BIGS3!!!!!
I'm not one for shameless plugs but those that I respect will always have my support.Below is my one of my Bigs business partners so I'm spreading the word.If you know folk that may be into it just pass it along.Thanks in advance.
Hello,
My name is Dan and I am the creator of Bigs3Customs. I started my custom sneaker journey about 4 years ago. As an artist and a self proclaimed sneaker head, I knew that designing and customizing kicks was the perfect road for me.
In the summer of 2005 I entered one of my designs into a contest that Reebok held; I placed in the top five in the country and was recognized for my work. It was a great motivation for me to start my sneaker business and give it all that I had. Since then I have been busy customizing shoes for not only the locals but celebrities as well. With the help of my manager, Kevin Gibson and publicist Dexter "Mr.Net" Net I have done shoes for Snoop Dog, Fat Joe, 50 Cent, Ne-Yo and Ludacris, just a name a few. Let’s not forget about the athletes like Kevin Garnett, and of course the DJ’s like my boy DJ Roy Barboza, DJ Khaled, and DJ Pup Dawg.
In July of 2007 I was invited to participate in a sneaker show called Sneaker Peek in Boston. It was a collaboration of different artists in the custom sneaker business. It gave me an opportunity to get my shoes out there and make a name for myself.
It’s been a long road, but one that I enjoy being on. I’m looking forward to the future of Bigs3Customs; I know there are big things in store, Peace.
Check out more from a great designer like Dan at www.Bigs3.com
Bigs3Customs
"Changing the world one foot at a time"
Any questions regarding sponsorships , events , product placement or purchases.
Please Contact Dexter "Mr. Net" Net
Dexter "Mr. Net" Net
Marketing/Public Relations
914.437.3124
LSE.Inc.PR@Gmail.com
Question from Ludacris.....
Snatched this from his twitter....
"Ladies What is a guaranteed way that a man can tell if you are faking an orgasm? Does your man even care?"
Ladies, GO IN!!!!!
Step Yo Game Up: Dell Shipping Dept. Guy
OK first off I'm glad for the speed with which Dell processed my order so that a positive BUT as you can see above they put my Blu Tooth Acessories and my new web cam in this big ass box and as you see there is no bubble wrap, no supportive cardboard insulation, no nothing.You can literally shake the shit out of this box and damage everything into. Come on now. You know who ever was putting my order together ran out of smaller boxes, didn't want to want across to get more and just put my items in this over sized box. I wish my stuff would have been damaged. Anyway, Dell shipping dept guy, STEP YO GAME UP!!
Monday, April 20, 2009
Empower yourself through Empowering others...Asian Edition
First I was put on by Jillz to wonderful news last night. And this morning I'm greeting with images of my Amazonian Superfriend Evita and her class of young Japanese students. They LOVE her and from what she's blogged and Twitttered they love Obama too. LOL. Drop by her Facebook or Twitter pages. And Hit up Mz JIllz as well over on the I AM JWORK blog. 
*HIT LINK TO ENLARGE*
Understand I ONLY have high quality females in my space.I talk very highly of my people for a reason. No statistics over here. I love what you ladies are doing.
Woman of the Week = Mz.J
Regular readers know how much I big up my partner in posting, my bloggington buddy, my Queen of the Drunken Chronicles, Jillz. Well clearly the greatness that I've seena dn known for years is being used by others. The brothers of JWORK LIMITED have seen fit to award Jillz their Woman of the Week title and I humbly ask all those that come across this post to drop by their blog and leave a little positive comment on this entry.
Thanks in Advance!!!
Congrats again Mz.J
Sunday, April 19, 2009
ADDICTIVE GAME PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUPER ADDICTIVE!!!!Set up your character and in like 3 fast steps.
Hit the link and join up.If you get into this let me know.We can all team up.
http://blaccheartofny.mybrute.com
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Simple yet True
I'm not one to preach to people. I respect every ones views, faiths and beliefs. I don't beat people over the head with Christian views. The most I'd do is invite someone to church with me. Which in 28 years, has happened....4 times. The bible too, I understand like many other documents, has been altered many times over. With all that being said I see a whole bunch of common sense in this chapter.
Proverbs 12
1 Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge,
but he who hates correction is stupid.
2 A good man obtains favor from the LORD,
but the LORD condemns a crafty man.
3 A man cannot be established through wickedness,
but the righteous cannot be uprooted.
4 A wife of noble character is her husband's crown,
but a disgraceful wife is like decay in his bones.
5 The plans of the righteous are just,
but the advice of the wicked is deceitful.
6 The words of the wicked lie in wait for blood,
but the speech of the upright rescues them.
7 Wicked men are overthrown and are no more,
but the house of the righteous stands firm.
8 A man is praised according to his wisdom,
but men with warped minds are despised.
9 Better to be a nobody and yet have a servant
than pretend to be somebody and have no food.
10 A righteous man cares for the needs of his animal,
but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel.
11 He who works his land will have abundant food,
but he who chases fantasies lacks judgment.
12 The wicked desire the plunder of evil men,
but the root of the righteous flourishes.
13 An evil man is trapped by his sinful talk,
but a righteous man escapes trouble.
14 From the fruit of his lips a man is filled with good things
as surely as the work of his hands rewards him.
15 The way of a fool seems right to him,
but a wise man listens to advice.
16 A fool shows his annoyance at once,
but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
17 A truthful witness gives honest testimony,
but a false witness tells lies.
18 Reckless words pierce like a sword,
but the tongue of the wise brings healing.
19 Truthful lips endure forever,
but a lying tongue lasts only a moment.
20 There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
21 No harm befalls the righteous,
but the wicked have their fill of trouble.
22 The LORD detests lying lips,
but he delights in men who are truthful.
23 A prudent man keeps his knowledge to himself,
but the heart of fools blurts out folly.
24 Diligent hands will rule,
but laziness ends in slave labor.
25 An anxious heart weighs a man down,
but a kind word cheers him up.
26 A righteous man is cautious in friendship,
but the way of the wicked leads them astray.
27 The lazy man does not roast his game,
but the diligent man prizes his possessions.
28 In the way of righteousness there is life;
along that path is immortality.
Friday stress and late nite Vodka has me........
.....needing some comfort.No words.Just comfort........so random.
Friday, April 17, 2009
LADIES!!!!!!! READ, SIGN AND PASS ON!!!!!!!!!
This is brought to you courtesy of my super friend. Ms.SXSW aka Mz.J
THE OPEN-TOED SHOW PLEDGE
HIT THE LINK!!!!!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Fresh and Clean
After a great workout, protein shake then a nice hot shower.I get the smoothness and combat the ash with this here. You can't tell me nothing. I love this lotion. :)
(Jae get your mind out of the gutter...)
Artists and Social Media
ALLHIPHOP's own Jigsaw drops very truthfully editorial on the interaction of artists through the maze of social media sites. If you're in the game you'd do well to read this and pass it on to your "aspiring" friends.
By Chuck “Jigsaw” Creekmur
Over the years, I have become quite an expert in social media. I've had to.
Before I continue with my thesis on social media and the detrimental possibilities for artists, let me explain exactly what this trend is.
Social media are various tools that allow people to share, trade, interact using technology typically rooted in the internet. Basically, you communicate with people using something other than traditional forms such as personal letters or telephones. These social interactions are typically very open for others to see and even allow others to join in the conversation. One friend maintains that social media is a “communication mindset,” apart from the equipment used.
While, I have yet to be christened with any sort of degree in social media, I have been on the cutting edge of just about every emerging social event. Twitter? Twitter.com/chuckcreekmur! Myspace? Myspace.com/jigsawtheone! Facebook? Yes! What else? Yes, that one too! Furthermore, I have talked oh-so-eloquently on several panels regarding the topic and seen AllHipHop.com’s own Ill Community act as a de facto social media destination since its inception many, many moons ago.
Allow me to finally arrive to my point.
New Flash: if you are an artist – new or old – you are probably about to ruin your career if you are investing too much time and energy into social networks like Facebook, Twitter and others.
Let me clarify.
Most of you have no idea how to make social media outlets work for you.
Let me clarify further.
Most artists, rappers in particularly, get on something like Twitter at the urging of somebody that heard from somebody else that Twitter was something that everybody should be on. Twitter is “hot.”
**Full Editorial Here**
THANK YOU!!!!!
This is soooooo getting me through my work day!!!!!
Your BB is incomplete with this Application.You know I'm on that 90's Hip Hop station.
I'm few months late to hop on this but better late then never.
**More Info Via CB**
