OMG not in my Town!!!!!!!

WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!
Before you read this.Understand these are NOT my words or my Story.This is another online meet-up horror story I came across.I wasn't going to post it but its TOO crazy PLUS it happened in my city.So please do not connect any derogatory language in this post to me.Now, on with the show........

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The Case Of The Black Planet Big Bitch That Made Me Stop Fucking With Big Bitches

Late night, a nigga bored, jump on BP. Member search, ok... Lets see what we got.

"Slim pickings tonite" I'm thinking, then I see a redbone. She kinda big..

*But you know, the porn us muthafuckers be watching really be lowering our standards.. A bitch like this I wouldnt be caught dead with 10 years ago*

Anyway, I holla on some real basic shit. "I like your page and you got a pretty smile. You're definitely blessed"

Easy. Courteous women usually reply. So the reply went, "Thank You, you have a nice page as well. Some sexy pics on there"

Jackpot.

She feeling the kid no problem, lets go to work. So we do the chat thing, then graduate to the phone, talking daily for a few weeks. I really wasnt pressed, cause she was cute but she was BIG.

Huge ass.

We agree to link at a club in New Rochelle.

"Fucking Reggae Nite". I'm JA and I cant take it for more than an hour.

I see shorty, (Damn she big)

I give her a hug. (Damn she big)


(SHEEEIT I cant get my arms around this bitch!)


I get some drinks, she touching the kid, other bitches looking and giving me the "why her?" look.

Like I said she was cute, redbone, with really long hair.

Just BIG.

Ass like 4 glazed christmas hams BIG.

Them henny and hypnotiqs got her ready to leave. "Lets go somewhere quiet."

Off to the telly cause I was not about to break my bed with this big bitch.

*Side bar*

*Yeah I was wrong.

Fuck you muthafuckers for saying I'm a thirsty nigga.

It was late, I put the work in, I need a payoff.

I'll take a loong shower and do my best to wash away my guilt.*

*End Side Bar*

Anyway, shorty rubbing on me, lickin on a nigga like a caramel bbq glazed pork chop.

Fuck it, man I'm here, I'm gonna finish this shit!!! *(Note to Young people, alcohol makes you do dumb shit)*

I take her out them clothes...

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO

She givin the mean head wash, she playin with herself.

(I just close my eyes and imagine some other bitch, old jedi mind trick!)

"I want you to fuck this pussy"

My dick hard, jimmy hat in place, ok lets take the plunge......

I'm not a lil dude. At the time I was 215lbs on some brolic shit, I could bench press 375lbs, I'm strong enough to fuck with a big bitch, right??

"MUTHAFUCKIN WROOOOONG!!!"



I dive in. I'm propping these legs ups..

I'm banging out..

Fam, these legs was heavy.

Like I was a lumberjack carrying logs.

"Gaddamn, am I getting winded?"

I'm sweating like Patrick Ewing and shit..

No bullshit, a nigga started to feel faith & shit!! I damn near passed out!

I pause that shit and turn up the AC.

"You ok? She asking? "This pussy good huh"?

"Told you, you couldn't handle this pussy"

OOOh Shit! This big bitch trying to insult my dick game!!!

Fuck that..! I take some water, and I jump in the bed, "turn over"!

Baaaack Shhhooottttts!

Some I'm trying to bang this bitch back out, I'm tired as fuck, but I am not gonna let no big bitch insult my manhood!!

I'm winning now! Blowing it out, then it comes.

"I want to ride you"

"Wha?" I'm tired man, I just want to get this nut off, but the liquor got me on some extenze shit. A nigga cant nut!!!

I knew it was a mistake to put the bitch on top.

She climb up. She bouncing.

"OHHH SHES HEAVY"

I'm in pain now.. feeling like this bitch crushing my liver..

I'm moaning like UUUUGGHHHHH..

Cause I'm in pain.

Holy FUUUUCK.. I think I'm gonna die.

But under all that pressure, my manhood wants to nut...

So I start to mumble..

I, i, immmm cummm mmming...

She does some special grind before she props up and I hear a pop in the side of my stomach and my side start burning..

ughhhhhhhh.. I'm trying to front like I'm good but my side is on fire..

"That pussy good aint it baby>?"

I give her this look like "Yooou Big BITCH"

Fast forward. Next few days my ribs still hurting.

"What this bitch do to me?" I need to get this shit checked out.

Doc takes MRI and shit.

"You've got bruised ribs"

Gave me some IBUPROFEN and directed me to basically lay up for six muthafucking weeks!

My shit aint never been the same since then!

So the moral of the story is, I"M NOT FUCKING NO MORE BIG BITCHES.



But the head is always a go!