Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Ms. Union Supports Nudity




Gabrielle Union looking great in the new issue of Men's Health




Women talk entirely to damn much
Gabrielle says: “When you’re in the dating phase, you tell your friends everything. Was it big? Did he know what to do with it? Is he into oral? Everything. The dissection is complete.”

Women do not want to feel used after sex
Gabrielle says: Nobody wants to feel like just a vessel. You want equal participation, so it’s not ‘68 and I owe ya one.’

Women love oral. Learn to “eat the box”…and enjoy it
Gabrielle says: “If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it’s free. Oral sex is recession-proof.”

Being a 2 minute man isn’t impressive, Being a marathon man isn’t either…
Gabrielle says: “If both people can climax quickly, sex doesn’t need to go on for 2 hours — at some point, Law & Order is coming on! But it’s terrible if a man is 2 minutes and you’re nowhere close.”

1 comments:

Fran said...

I support Gabby's nudity too! she's beautiful AND sexy. sometimes you don't get both.

- yep chicks talk too much, but it's to be expected so always do your best. The chick who says she doesn't kiss and tell is the one with the biggest mouth. it's not that bad.

- nothing is worse than when sex feels like a procedure. I hate feeling like a guy is saying "scalpel, check, sponges, check...." like I'm on an operating table.

-THIS woman does NOT love [receiving] oral. I wish I did because people always look at me side ways when I say I don't enjoy these things. I'm gonna blog on the oral sex topic some day.

- I was once told that men who cum quickly aren't into you and when it takes longer, he wants you. I always thought it would be the other way around but now it makes sense. Marathon sex can be nauseating though. it's like CMON ALREADY! ARE YOU SO BUSY FOCUSING ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN ME [like maybe Gabrielle Union] THAT YOU CAN'T BUST A NUT!? *sigh* I'm gonna become a nun.

 
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