Story Time.....

I ripped this from one of my online "resources sites"....I.E a spot to get everything from free porn to movies and comics. Read this and please chime in.

Ok. I've been dating this chick for a month now, and she's as bad as can be. She cooks, cleans (without being asked to), is on the same mental and gets me in every way possible, is an accounting major Yes, the sex is off the chain too, but I digress.

Now, before me she was in a 6 year relationship with her baby's father (she's 21, the baby is 2) but like a lot of good women, she took up with a douche bag loser and thought she could change his permanent short life spanned loser ass. To make matters more interesting, he's a Laotian chink, which kind of makes sense seeing how on that side of the world they're good for... Rice.

*THE POINT, FOR YOU NON READING DRAMA QUEEN MUTHAFUCKAS*

Anyway... When I first met the loser, I gave him the look and the power handshake so he'd know he wasn't dealing with no bitch. But yesterday when we were moving out the last of her stuff from the attic and were almost done, this idiot started telling his son to say curse words. Then he tried to get the kid to say "mommy's a bitch" in Laotian. His dumb ass is either really stupid, or he forgot that my girl speaks the language. So she went off, which is what he was trying to get her to do anyway because he's mad she left his ass and is with me. So the ignoramus turns to me and is like "man, see how she tripping? This is what you're in for, bro." So I tell him "Man it ain't cool for you to be teaching your son to curse, especially to call his mother a bitch." That's when he says to me "you trying to give me parenting tips in my own house bro? Man you don't know me bro, I'll get my strap." I was like what? and started laughing, so he like "you laughing at me in my own house, nigga?" That set me off, because nobody calls me a nigga, especially no chink who's more NIGGER than most ignorant people.

So I said "ok' in a "I got you" voice, went and took the last box to my car and grabbed my steel bat (he was washing dishes the whole time, never moved from the kitchen) and was about to go wail on his ass, but my common sense prevailed and told me

A: There's a baby in the house, by his feet actually.
B: It's just words, you have a good life, don't throw it away on *a loser who is about to be stripped of EVERYTHING he holds dear.
C: You know where he lives and works, catch him on neutral ground.

So I put it back and told her to come on. The more I thought about it though on the way home, the more I had to laugh. because she talked like he was some badass, but for a guy who stands 5 inches taller than me and outweighs me by about 30 pounds... He had to say "before I get the strap?"
You that much of a bitch in your heart that you got to threaten to get a gun on a guy smaller than you?

Anyway, he's about to find out today just how much power I have over his life. Sunday I had her cut the power off, cut off date: today because it was in her name (they broke up 2 months ago).
Today she's filing change of address forms to show proof that she no longer lives there, because yesterday the landlord refused to take her name off the lease. if he gets evicted, she can sue the baby daddy for her half of the lease because she has documented proof that she no longer resided there.
Tomorrow she's filing for child support and her taxes so he can't get any of the money from his son (he threatened to take all the tax money the other day, but the dumbass doesn't even know his own sons or her SS#).

He can barely rent and car payments now, imagine what it's going to be like with child support payments.

Anyway, the nigger Laos doesn't scare me, and no she's not fucking him on the sly. If you've ever heard a chick talk about an ex they can't stand, then you'd know. If it wasn't for the baby, they'd have zero communication.

After the Jump get a sample of the "colorful" replies that other forum memebers dropped on this situation.


1)Why are you around a chicks kids after only a month? after a month you aint even supposed to know what that kid even looks like

2)Why are you helping some chick you been dating a month move out of her ex-boyfriends house, putting your self in a fucked up position, risking getting an ass-whopping or worse?

3)Why you talking that she a good woman shit, you've only been dating her a month, how the fuck you know if she a good woman or not?

4)This chick pregnant at 18/19, been with a bum ass nigga for 6 years, got some new nigga around her kid after a month...these aint good signs my dude

5)You need to slow the fuck down, after a month dating all your supposed to be doing is fucking and having fun thats it, not being around drama, kids, unstable ex boyfriends, this niggas electric, change of address forms and other such bullshit ...what are you doing?

6)Why would you wife a chick with a kid you only been knowing a month?...quit cupcaking

7)Why can I hear your cape flapping in the wind?

Get it together man, you seem like a good dude...so smarten up...ole x-ray vision having ass nigga.
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Nigga what type of succa shit you on...I bet you wouldn't be up in a nigga house with that bullshit...for 1 why that bitch got you all up in the mix in the first fuccin place...she shoulda got her home hoes to help her or wait for him to leave...you luccy you didnt get shot fuccin wit that hoe...if she really cared about you she wouldn't put you in that hoe ass situation...

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There's no way a dude should be able to make a post like this and not receive a severe clowing.

This nigga mind GONE cause the pussy good and the bitch is "exotic" LMAO

LAME!

You just got done telling how much of an idiot this dude is, but somehow this chick is NOT a idiot but a good woman, even though this SAME stupid nigga has been depositing semen in her for the last 6 years?

and then you're actually PROUD of your self?

I'm truly disgusted right now