I ripped this from one of my online "resources sites"....I.E a spot to get everything from free porn to movies and comics. Read this and please chime in.
Ok. I've been dating this chick for a month now, and she's as bad as can be. She cooks, cleans (without being asked to), is on the same mental and gets me in every way possible, is an accounting major Yes, the sex is off the chain too, but I digress.
Now, before me she was in a 6 year relationship with her baby's father (she's 21, the baby is 2) but like a lot of good women, she took up with a douche bag loser and thought she could change his permanent short life spanned loser ass. To make matters more interesting, he's a Laotian chink, which kind of makes sense seeing how on that side of the world they're good for... Rice.
*THE POINT, FOR YOU NON READING DRAMA QUEEN MUTHAFUCKAS*
Anyway... When I first met the loser, I gave him the look and the power handshake so he'd know he wasn't dealing with no bitch. But yesterday when we were moving out the last of her stuff from the attic and were almost done, this idiot started telling his son to say curse words. Then he tried to get the kid to say "mommy's a bitch" in Laotian. His dumb ass is either really stupid, or he forgot that my girl speaks the language. So she went off, which is what he was trying to get her to do anyway because he's mad she left his ass and is with me. So the ignoramus turns to me and is like "man, see how she tripping? This is what you're in for, bro." So I tell him "Man it ain't cool for you to be teaching your son to curse, especially to call his mother a bitch." That's when he says to me "you trying to give me parenting tips in my own house bro? Man you don't know me bro, I'll get my strap." I was like what? and started laughing, so he like "you laughing at me in my own house, nigga?" That set me off, because nobody calls me a nigga, especially no chink who's more NIGGER than most ignorant people.
So I said "ok' in a "I got you" voice, went and took the last box to my car and grabbed my steel bat (he was washing dishes the whole time, never moved from the kitchen) and was about to go wail on his ass, but my common sense prevailed and told me
A: There's a baby in the house, by his feet actually.
B: It's just words, you have a good life, don't throw it away on *a loser who is about to be stripped of EVERYTHING he holds dear.
C: You know where he lives and works, catch him on neutral ground.
So I put it back and told her to come on. The more I thought about it though on the way home, the more I had to laugh. because she talked like he was some badass, but for a guy who stands 5 inches taller than me and outweighs me by about 30 pounds... He had to say "before I get the strap?"
You that much of a bitch in your heart that you got to threaten to get a gun on a guy smaller than you?
Anyway, he's about to find out today just how much power I have over his life. Sunday I had her cut the power off, cut off date: today because it was in her name (they broke up 2 months ago).
Today she's filing change of address forms to show proof that she no longer lives there, because yesterday the landlord refused to take her name off the lease. if he gets evicted, she can sue the baby daddy for her half of the lease because she has documented proof that she no longer resided there.
Tomorrow she's filing for child support and her taxes so he can't get any of the money from his son (he threatened to take all the tax money the other day, but the dumbass doesn't even know his own sons or her SS#).
He can barely rent and car payments now, imagine what it's going to be like with child support payments.
Anyway, the nigger Laos doesn't scare me, and no she's not fucking him on the sly. If you've ever heard a chick talk about an ex they can't stand, then you'd know. If it wasn't for the baby, they'd have zero communication.
After the Jump get a sample of the "colorful" replies that other forum memebers dropped on this situation.
