TWI......

Too many beers, 2 drinks too many, that one patron shot that you shouldn't have had.It can all open the flood gates to disaster via the Texting/Typing While Intoxicated. This incident happened last night but I was drinking. I was on the receiving end of the most unexpected, random ass TWI exchange in a while. Usually when drunk texting happens to me its a friend, with no sexual intent what so ever, its just random messages or pix of the drinks for the night.(Hey Jillz!!!)

Anyway, it's opening night for the NBA season and I'm watching the Lakers when my yahoo messenger goes off. A random generic "Hey" from an old former coworker. This isn't anyone I've ever chilled with outside of that old job so I'm assuming she has my info from when I was promoting parties. So the basic general small talk ensues then it devolves into her drunken confession of some sort of long standing desire for me. I'm like "huh?" This chick a) Aint my type and b)has some crazy rasta baby daddy. But I listen cuz I'm curious where she's going with this. Thank god for "Smileys" cuz I could reply to this rambling without actually saying anything. Fortunately she seemed to wear her self out before she got too explicit and said good night. I wonder if she'll realize what she was saying at some time today. SMh

You ever have a moment like that? Just a complete lustful rambling of your "attraction" to someone you really have little to no regular contact with?