New Trend On Deck.....

...It's the "I'ma show who I'm without showing who I with" post.....

If that level of grey area is needed then just keep it to words.

Seen about 8 such posts now....

I'll Never Get It.......

When I can't be me and have to feel bad/guilty for my positive intentions due to other folks insecurities it puts me in a funny space between Sad & Angry......

Social media interactions are hard to measure and quantify. What does a "Like" mean? Are they measured by sheer quantity? Do they have more meaning then comments? I see so many "rules" about how folk interrupt these signs of online approval. I regularly disassociate myself from them cuz they make no sense to me. At 30+ yrs old I be damned at the fact that folk read as much into these things as they do. I'm already the odd ball that is unapologetic with my public support of people be they male or female. But as a guy it must be assumed I'm up to something.....

I honestly wanted to punch a hole through my door over that shit. All I could say to my self is "Really?" And step out to get a meal. You see I'm horrible at faking my feelings in that way. If I dont like something I hit the switch and turn off. I cant look you in the face and smile if I'm not happy. If my desire is to support which I do on like a level 9, its hard for me to turn it down to a 6 if thats not my genuine feeling. It's easier to just turn off. Especially if it over some b.s. It may be nothing to you but in the grand scheme of what I've dealt with in this area it sickens me.

I don't get it.......and part of me has no desire to try and get it.

Fuck it.....

Random: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Laughed Hard!!!!!!!

The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children's Movie

One of the most beloved and oft-quoted moments in the ridiculously beloved and oft-quoted film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is the sequence in which the unbalanced candymaker displays his newest invention: lickable wallpaper. As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, Wonka declares: "Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

 We laugh, because "snozzberries" is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book's author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They're dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper. It turns out the guy who thought a story about an insane recluse casually murdering a group of children had a pretty fucked up sense of humor.

In 1979, Dahl decided to revisit snozzberries in his adult novel My Uncle Oswald. The equally witty and disgusting story revolves around Oswald Hendryks Cornelius, the titular uncle and "greatest fornicator of all time." Along with his sexy accomplice Yasmin Howcomely, he devises a complicated get-rich-quick scheme that involves Howcomely seducing Europe's most famous men and then selling used condoms full of their spent semen to women wishing to birth famous progeny. Please take some time to remind yourself that this book was written by one of the world's most beloved children's authors.

 The term "snozzberry" comes up when Yasmin Howcomely recounts her experience with George Bernard Shaw:

"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"

"There's only one way when they get violent," Yasmin said. "I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."

 "Ow."

 "Very effective."

 "I'll bet it is."

 "You can lead them around anywhere you want like that."

 "I'm sure."

 "It's like putting a twitch on a horse."

 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was written in 1964, 15 years before My Uncle Oswald revealed that the wallpaper was made to taste like the head of a penis. In the strictest sense of the term, we're pretty sure this makes Willy Wonka a pedophile. And honestly, we're not that surprised.

Zombies in Miami?

Well I've had some good times down there buuuuuut..........

Pokemon: Creepy & Funny Combo

Whats worse is a know this theme song........good memory. Gift & Curse.

Hump Day: WTF!?!?!

Really??? Is this Real?????
(click to see O_O)

When I saw Big Sean on the Cover of The Source....

....this was my reaction.

Missing......

Damn Immigration must have put her under the jail.

Umm........this Batman-ish Image is Kinda Strange

WTF!?!?!?!

Yeah this would get ugly if it ever happened to me.....

What The Hell Is That!?!?!?!?

It’s called the Pemba Flying Fox.

Source

................I wish I would see that thing just chillin'. I'm put so much distance between us. Or I'd do THIS!!!!!

What Has Been Seen CAN NOT Be Unseen

 Speechless and Dumbfounded

**Click Here (NSFW)**

Dave Chapelle Sighting.....Ready for War!!!!!

Damn Dave......you bout to run folk for the their bikes and herringbone chains?????

The Wall Street Journal covers the "Dougie"......Really?

An Unbelieveable Period of FucCery

.....is presently directed at my life.

Magazine of Death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait....Wait........Gloria's back again?...Why????

Gloria Velez Roger That Freestyle/Nicki Minaj Diss.......

OK, when did Ms Video Chick Circa 1999 get the idea she was anything more then tits and ass? I mean I'm no Minaj fan BUT this chick has been going in during interviews on Nicki and it just confused me.In fact WHY IS SHE BEING INTERVIEWED!?!?!?

And I know PERSONALLY about the dirt she's been in NY so I don't know if I'd be smart pulling others cards right now.

WTF!?!?!?!?: Hump Day Edition (NSFW)

Ok people it's gonna get a lil weird/funky right here but I got a laugh out of me so I had to share it. Bright Eyes was sharing a convo with me that she had with a friend. And this friend lets call him...Antwoine expressed that he enjoys receiving rim jobs....visit Bright Eyes blog here for full background.

Now while I'm open to many things I'm a man 100% so you aint doing NADA with my ass. But I guess its different strokes for different folks. By chance I came across this video of a few black porn stars between scenes telling stories about Brian Pumper, a XXX actor who is notorious for being a NASTY dude. Even Miss Jia has spoken on him in one of her previous vids.

So hit the jump for a nasty ass laugh.....oh yeah NSFW :P

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