Wednesday, September 30, 2009

"Feel Good" Part 2


From the smooth and simply shows of appreciation to the creative and kinky expressions of attraction Ms. Nikks dropped another blog that utilizes technology in a way I co-sign 100% Enjoy.....

We have to work hard at keeping our romance alive sometimes, we can’t always do the same old same old. For those women who are too shy to do certain things, there are a million other women who are not shy and will do what you won’t do for your man. I’m just saying. Don’t shoot the messenger. I felt like sharing, so here goes. It’s simple, easy enough, unless you have no rhythm. Write a note for your man instructing him to go to his room or living room (preferably) and turn on his computer. Have him log on to msn or yahoo, whichever has webcam capabilities. You with me?

You’ll be waiting online in another room. You will have the following with you:

1. Bowls containing: Caramel, Chocolate, Whipped Cream, Vanilla Mousse.

2. Pineapples (you are what you eat :P ), grapes, strawberries, cantaloupe, honeydew melons, kiwis, peaches, and cherries.

3. Silk scarves or neckties.

4. Lil’ Wayne’s ‘Grown Man’ for background music. Yes I said Lil’ Wayne!
**NightFall note......no Lil Wayne! Y'all better switch that up.lol

You will invite him to join you in a webcam conversation. You’ll be naked. Keep the webcam on your face. Talk to him about his day, flirt with him. Ask him how you can make him feel better or top off his day. He’ll probably suggest something freaky. Flirt with him. Play along. Aim the cam a little lower, to the breasts, ask him if that will do? Take a fruit dip it in some whipped cream and eat it seductively. Next ask him to join you in the room, but he has to do what you say. One he agrees let him in. Tie him to a chair or bed posts with the scarves/ties. Blindfold him. Make him guess which fruits and flavors you’re feeding him. Once that’s over, dip various body parts in the flavors and let him taste it, a finger or two, your lips, your breasts, but save the kitty for last. We’re going to do something fun with that.

Before you take the blindfold off, pay attention, insert a maraschino cherry in the kitty. Keep the stem out. Lol. It’s okay, you’ll be fine. (Gotta thank Mr. Grown & Sexy, Jerald Howard for that trick). Take the remaining whipped cream and spread it all around the Hello kitty. Take the blindfold off, keep him tied up. Play Lil’ Wayne, give him a lap dance. If you’ve perfected the booty-clap, show him what you working with. By this time he should be begging to be untied. Dance the entire song and then untie him. Undress him, YOU undress him. Have him lay down on the bed and if you don’t go down, well he ain’t gonna find that Cherry because he won’t return the favor. So go ahead and do the damn thing. Tell him you have a surprise for him, but he has to find it, point down south. Don’t surprise him by pushing out a cherry in his mouth. Hahaha. Let him know something is there for him. He has to fetch that cherry! So make sure you know you’re man is into that kind of thing. Some of them, especially island men, act like they don’t do them things, please. He’ll eat it like when Oprah and KFC gave away free chicken. Negroes be lining up for that sh**. If your man doesn’t, find you an American, preferably a southern gentleman, love them some peaches n’ cream. I’m just sayin’…

Enjoy the rest of your evening, that’s as much as I’m gonna say about that, like my mullet wearing childhood hero Captain Planet says, “THE POWER IS YOURS!” *Cue theme song*

Miss Nikki Baybee :P

5 comments:

Goddess Intellect said...

lol@ find an American...L.O.L

NightFall914 said...

@ Goddess
You love Americans.

evierobbie. said...

I concur, and cannot wait for the next person I can try that on. may be awhile. may be awhile.

NightFall914 said...

@Evie
Yeah that'd be right up ya alley :P

Anonymous said...

@ Goddess it's true, them dirty south boys are really really dirty. All up ya Georgia Peach!

I miss my ex's tongue. Just his tongue and his accent. Lmao. His f****ry I can do without!

 
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