But Who's Really "Humping" Around........

As female associates continue to assume incorrectly and misinterpret my acts of support as cover for some kind of secret motive, it just struck me that the folk questioning me are the ones getting all the action and getting it in on their side of things. Lol, don't point that finger over here cause it's been calm and easy on this side for quite a while. Y'all doing much better in that dept then me. Maybe y'all need some of MY self control.

It's Not Nice But It's Reality

That moment you see who ya friend has been hooking up with and your like, "Really???" We've all been on both sides of that equation....lol

Sexting W/ Shanda........Nuff Said

 

 Anthony Weiner needs to take pointers.lol

Know What Your Getting Into

Good? Bad?..........Both?

Thoughts?????

Still Got The Tripod on Deck

Who Needs Control....

It's always cool to catch up with out of town pals and grab a bite to eat with some nice adult beverage. Listening to some of stories of what she had been going on in her life wasn't exactly the most positive news but the decision was made to enjoy the present moment, health and good company.

With her traveling partner holding up the room the we elected to just chill in the hotels lower level that had a nice little seating set up. Soooo, the convo continues.......about what I can't even remember. The prevailing thought was that something more interesting needs to happen. Leaning in for a kiss caught her off guard and captured the moment. Dipping in the adjacent room that fortunately was open, the kisses continued with no signal to stop from her. Slowly her hands and mouth trailed south. The eye contact complimented the oral performance well. It became all carnal instinct at that moment. Lips released me as she turned around to take up position for entry. The length of time was lost in the lustful episode...

We returned to our seats laughing a little bit and resumed more lighthearted chit chat....until another 10-15mins when I decided to set it off again. Rough and relentless again from mouth then to down south and back up top for the finish. Finally, as we sat and laughed the desk clerk on duty popped in to see what was up. The show was over but we took that the clue to call it a night. There isn't reason to everything in life. Sometimes IT just has to happen. How we all deal with this energy is an individual and personal thing but I've heard quite a few tales of when control is thrown out the window....and folk by majority call it some of the most fun they ever heard.

LOL Reading Between the Digital Lines

No matter what Miami is a destination for many on this Labor Day. I've personally seen it at it's ugliest thus refuse to deal with it unless I'm there to get paid. But let me not rain on others parades. The SoBe fun continues for the masses and with that comes tons of images from Collins, Washington and Ocean that show the great time being had. But I cant help but wonder is what we get shown is truly a realistic representation of what folk are doing or merely the best image presented to give off the most glamorous illusion.

 You send an image like this...

But the trip is really more like this....

Hey I get it, America is land of the luxurious misrepresentation just be clear that some folk know the real. LOL. Hey I remember those 3 guys in one room trips. Embrace those stretching a dollar days. :)

To Do List.......

Female Aggression + Video Camera.....

New Music: "Slow Sex" by Troy Bell

Specially for Hump Day we feature this recent release from Troy Bell starring the ever familiar Tiara

Shanda Ends Feb w/ Some Fire!!!!

Doing it outside?......Yes Please

Personal Favorite Humpington Movie Scenes

Let's get the last Hump Day of 2011 kicking off right! Off the strength of Dollface's Tumblr post I was asked what steamy scenes stick out in my mind. This is an interesting question cuz for a like of movies that are classics in my mind I was a kid at the time I saw them, so my appreciation for the scene is different now then it was back then. Anyway, here's a few of my personal favs.

White Men Can't Jump

The all around set up of these scene is ill to me. Rosie being set off by the music and throwing safety out the window to ride Woody (no pun) while driving. Then they take it straight to the shower with the clothes on and let's check it funky, at the time every guy watched this movie for the bball scenes and Rosie Perez's boobs and aerolas.



Unfaithful

This movie gets me fired up but not merely for the sex scenes the sex PLUS the eventual revenge at the end. As it relates to the lusting I think the bathroom smash is a personal fav for me. I've never done it but I think the idea of gettin' it in but having to stay quiet is a extra stimulant. Ya boy leaving the cafe, walking past her friends w/ no knowledge he just twisted her out is a hell of a rush. 

Durty Game

Now this is a hood classic that I'm sure has gone under the radar for many. The sex in all circumstances had drama attached. It stars the type of females I can't stand in real life BUT makes for entertaining viewing. The "wife" of the story has a serious affair that include a nice lil rooftop rendezvous. A lil head and back shots on the roof. Be you in the PJ or the center of bright city life.....it's a rush.

Hump Day Pole Lesson

Look & Learn

After the jump see what Maliah and her friends do on the late night.

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Paula Patton supports Sexting.......And I Support Her.

What can you find wrong here? Thats right. Nothing! Use your technology.

Robin Thicke & Paula Patton bring Make Up Sex to the Masses

Robin Thicke - Love After War

Hit the jump for Ms P's Complex Spread.....damn you Robin! Lucky bastard!

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I'm into Eye Contact BUT...........

....her look here has always bugged me out!!!!

Hump Day Thought: Masked Mischief

An Innocent & playful profile image suddenly becomes inspiration via Bright Eyes

I've referenced before that as I've gotten older I want/need creativity, spontaneity and just something different to spice things up. The one thing I like about being a nerd is the limitless range of my imagination. It actually is a surprise that I've never role played before but you're never to old for a 1st time. Inspiration comes when you least expect it. Is a sexy masquerade type setting in my future? Maybe a seductive kimono clad dominatrix???

Interesting Question....Do you have to call?????

A friend of mine on FB posted the following statement and I figured I'd throw it out to y'all and see what you think. I have my opinion on this and it varies depending on the circumstance. Should I see y'all commenting on this then I'll add my thoughts on it.

"Is After-sex Etiquette dead? Whether you want to have babies with your most recent bed partner or never see them again, fact is, you've just experienced an intimate act together. And common courtesy demands acknowledgement of the act - preferably with a phone call.... You should never send a text message after (good) sex, Lol."

Video: Ludacris feat. Trey Songz – Sex Room (Uncut Vertsion)

Video: Rihanna – Rockstar 101 (Director’s Cut)

You can see the differences between this and the official version that released a couple weeks ago. It's really just an excuse to look at Rihanna some more....oh well.