Hump Day Humor!!!! Life Aint Fair!!!

So for Vibes "Sexy Issue" they gave you ladies ROSS titties to gaze at while we get Amber Rose? I guess girls really don't run the world....

Amber Rose Throwback. (2005)

2005 so this is pre Kanye and I think this was still during the stripper days. I'm gonna over look the fact this is happening on high school basketball court and let my most base guy instincts justify this.

Pretty Pink in SoBe......

No not THAT pretty pink. ;) Just A.Rose on South Beach.

Amber Rose: Girl Just Wanna Have Fun?????

....just out for some fun at your big name night club, that seems like a simple outfit sure to throw off the media and not attract photographers. I wonder what her homegirls in the back thought of it.

Oh well...

Jealous of that Popsicle.....

....Yeah Man!!!!!

Motivation

I don't think you need it buuuuuut since I know your focus this is for you.

The reason behind the rant.....

....the coochie and the cognac.

Mood Killer

As great a body as Amber has......Those glass are killing the moment regardless of whats happening below her neck.

Creepy.....

So the Girls at Sues are Snithching now????

Just got word that folk from my old side hustle Sues Rendezvous at snitching on Amber Rose. I swear females get at each other like no one else. Here's the message I got...

REPORT: ONE OF AMBER ROSE'S SKRIPPER PALS CLAIMS THAT SHE HAD GOT ILLEGAL BUTT SHOTS FROM A HOOD DOCTOR!! (BEFORE AND AFTER PICS INSIDE) MediaTakeOut.com received the following report - from a former co-worker of Amber's at Suez Rendezvous - a popular strip club in the Bronx, NY:I know for a fact Amber Rose had butt shots and lipo. I work at Suez stripclub in Ny and when she first came here she was wayyy bigger, had no ass, and was shaped funny. She asked around and got in touch with the person that does the illegal butt shots for the girls here. She also does a lot of [SORRY WE CAN'T REPEAT THIS PART]. She used to be a sweetheart now she doesn't talk to anyone and acts like shes made it so big. She has never owned a car (still doesn't) and never had her own place. She still stays with her mom a small shack in the south Philly ghetto. We all miss the Amber that used to hang at the gay raves, bum cigarettes, rides home, and shop at the thift stores. A shame she can't even read or talk right. Shes a naive pushover and Kanye just uses her for arm candy because she is not smart at all.

With all the plastic surgery in Sues I'm made that ANYONE is dropping dime like that.Smh