Showing posts with label Not so Hump worthy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not so Hump worthy. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

But Who's Really "Humping" Around........



As female associates continue to assume incorrectly and misinterpret my acts of support as cover for some kind of secret motive, it just struck me that the folk questioning me are the ones getting all the action and getting it in on their side of things. Lol, don't point that finger over here cause it's been calm and easy on this side for quite a while. Y'all doing much better in that dept then me. Maybe y'all need some of MY self control.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Guy Chatter



Homie: Whats good man?

Me: Not much same ol' story you know? Working on a few things.

Homie: I hear that. Yo, I think I need to get a girlfriend for the winter?

Me: O_o Why do you say that.

Homie: Just found out 3 of my home girls are preggo.....

Me: Oooook, but what does that mean to you?

Homie: What does it mean? Clearly it means people are getting they Smash on!!!

ME: -_______-  .....and clearly you're not. I'ma pray for ya man.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Tell'em Bane!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

No Vaseline

LOL

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Traveling Problem????



Thursday, January 13, 2011

Wendy WIlliams is getting a lot for her $$$



Wendy Williams flaunts it while chillin' on my home Isle of Antigua. Well she's getting her moneys worth but.....I'm sorry the face to TOO man-ish. It'd take sum quite of liquor...

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Hump Day Hiatus Week 3


...nope it's still not back yet.....

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Interesting Question....Do you have to call?????


A friend of mine on FB posted the following statement and I figured I'd throw it out to y'all and see what you think. I have my opinion on this and it varies depending on the circumstance. Should I see y'all commenting on this then I'll add my thoughts on it.



"Is After-sex Etiquette dead? Whether you want to have babies with your most recent bed partner or never see them again, fact is, you've just experienced an intimate act together. And common courtesy demands acknowledgement of the act - preferably with a phone call.... You should never send a text message after (good) sex, Lol."

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Truth of "Urban" Modeling????


The following was an extended statement made on another board about Urban modeling. And having seen the strip side of the game plus the people I've personally known that have tried to get into the game a lot of his points are valid. Even today I tell those that ask me for help. "Aim for art not just ass."

Blame this chick(Main Post Image)

When you saw that, and people like Buffy the Body being put on a pedestal and lauded, that's when you knew it was a fucking race to the bottom.

Now where are we - World Star Hip Hop Bunnies are considered the echelon of Urban Modeling.

And when did we start calling it "urban modeling?" Would you call Chanel Iman an Urban Model? Tyra? What's the criteria to be an urban model?

Or is it "urban modeling" is the code word for any black chick with a fat ass, wide hips, and thick thighs who doesn't have the typical European modeling standard body type?

But why hold any illusion that "urban models" aren't strippers and escorts anyway? I guarantee you 50% of them were before they got into urban modeling game. And if they weren't, the other 25% of the remaining 50% were groupies and club rats putting out to get put on. And then many, they take their urban modeling fame and go what - go become the featured dancer in a video shaking their ass and tits.

"Urban Models" are a different breed. They're not like models in the typical sense. They're not modeling clothes, or being the face of a make-up brand, or shoes , no, they're modeling their FAT ASSES, THICK THIGHS, BIG BREAST, and WIDE HIPS. They want to be noted for having the rounded this - the biggest that - the prettiest those.

It's PG-13 porn, so why suddenly the "oh no, we've gone to far - we need to clean it up" stance. Like I said, we were headed to the bottom anyway... so don't fight gravity, just enjoy the ride down my man.

Funny how Jet magazine successfully ran its Beauty of the Week page for 40+ years and never had a problem with advertisers or keeping things acceptable.

Urban modeling has managed to create its own cancerous demise in about 10.

So let it implode on itself like a dying star in a glorious blackhole sucking in all the trash and putrid shit that spawned from it when it shined brightly just before going nova.

Then we can start anew and fresh, and do it the right way.


Here's another link speaking on the need to improve the modeling game for those focused on it from an "urban" perspective.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Miss Mexico Crowned Miss Universe 2010


Truthfully I've never been interested in these contests....I like the beauty I see around me on the regular so this overly made up dress stuff doesn't move me, but here's something for these that are interested.

The twenty two year old Jimena Navarrete was named Miss Universe 2010 in Las Vegas after winning the judges over with her thoughts on teaching children family values. Jimena is Mexico's second Miss Universe. Lupita Jones of Mexico won the title in 1991. Mexican President Felipe Calderon and his wife, Margarita Zavala, congratulated her over Twitter after the announcement of her win. The prize for becoming Miss Univers: an undisclosed salary, a luxury New York apartment with living expenses, a one-year scholarship to the New York Film Academy with housing after her reign, as well as jewelry, clothes and shoes. Must be nice. The runner up was Miss Jamaica.


Via iBlog126

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Low Key and Hot as Hell....


I'm taking it easy this hump day soooo ya'll stay cool. ;)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

She gets a "A" for Effort



I don't find her attractive but.....damn if she aint trying her best.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Hump Day Before and After


Remember Sara Stokes from Making the Band? Singing ain't paying the bills so she's selling Weave @ the The Weave Shop. Recession......damn.



What happened to the innocent Sara we first were introduced to?

 
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