Inappropriate Things to Email a Guy OR "You done F'd Up"

This post is a lesson to you people that have ex's.
As Prodigy said on the Murda Muzik album...

"Don't let ya emotions boost up ya heart before you fucc around and get that ass torn apart."

Here's the situation. I have a female friend that has a lame for an ex. But in the midst of his Lameness she still has a semi soft spot for him. Now she's told me all about his bullshit so personally I don't like him. Anyway, due to her still having some feelings for him, be they platonic or not, he feels he's still the shit in spite of the lame shit he represents. Now here's the issue. So full of himself is this guy that he sent my homegirl a pic of his "manhood" too impress her I guess.The problem here is that its more like his "childhood".....straight baby carrot status.

Now why is this my issue? Because said homegirl felt it would be funny to send this pic to me, without warning. Ladies, NO MAN wants to see another Dic but his own. I like my dic I don't need to see others. Sooooooo clicC right HERE and laff at the fucCery.It's edited by her request but u can see what she was dealing with. Poor girl.


......homeboy, you FAILED!!!!