Friday Fail

Sorry but I gotta do it. This week's Fail is actually one out of a whole week of Fails by Ms. Nikks. Now in truth many of those aren't her fault. But I gotta feature this section. :P

I have an oversized coach bag that I use as my practice baby’s diaper bag. My beautiful little Fatima Rex (Fatima because my friend says she looks like a little Somalian child that should be called Fatima. Rex because my brother convinced my mother’s day care 3 year olds that she is a baby dinosaur, namely a T-Rex). Anyway her milk was in her bottle, in a ziplock bag, in my coach bag and as my brother is driving us, I smell milk. I look and my bag is full of milk. FML.

Hmm, my iPhone and Blackberry are also swimming in the milk in my bag. Little Miss a.k.a Fatima Rex, finds my sighs and muffled curse words funny, because she’s cooing, giggling, and kicking her chubby little five month old legs. FML.

My iPhone is done, dead, closes casket, #fail, buried. FML.

Catch the Full Frenzy of Fail over on Nikks blog.