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Watch This and feel your IQ drop slowing and painfully....

U.S OPEN FAIL!!!!!

I swear we have a front row seat to the utter decay of society. Fighting like its a hockey game at teh U.S Open?.......Really!?!?

Man Tries to Committ Suicide - Jumps 39 Stories - Lands on Car & Survives

A young man plunged 39 stories Tuesday from a West Side high-rise, crashed through the windshield of a sports car - and lived to tell about it.
"My leg! My leg!" Thomas Magill, 22, screamed after an apparent suicide attempt ended with his landing in the red 2008 Dodge Charger, witnesses said.

Magill was in critical condition Tuesday night, undergoing surgery for two broken legs - but those who saw him fall were stunned he made it to the hospital.

"He came down feetfirst at like 100 mph," said witness Andrew Petrocelli, 47, a maintenance worker across the street from where Magill jumped.

"That's a miracle if I've ever seen one. He should be a goner. It was like that movie 'Unbreakable.' That was this guy: unbreakable."

Guy McCormack, 40, of Old Bridge, N.J., owner of the crushed Charger, was doing construction work across the street when his car broke Magill's fall.

He believes Magill survived on the wings of divine intervention. Holding up a set of crystal rosary beads he retrieved from inside the car, McCormack exclaimed, "Here's what saved him!"

Magill's father, Thomas Sr., sent friends a text message, asking them to "pray for my son."

"He's stable now. We can only hope he'll be okay," the father said after doctors briefed him on his son's surgery at St. Luke's Hospital.

Magill, whose family lives on Staten Island, was once listed as a resident of the Manhattan building, West End Towers at 75 West End Ave. Neighbors said he studied music at Fordham University.

"I hate my life," says his Facebook page. Under the category "bio," he posted, "I'm over it," and he listed "being mean" and "making fun of people" as interests.

Police sources said investigators believe he jumped from a 39th-floor window or balcony at 10:45 a.m. He landed in the car's backseat and trunk area, twisted like a pretzel.

"He had his hands up in the air, like flailing," Petrocelli said. "Just when he's about to land, there was a boom and glass flying all over.

"The car saved his life," Petrocelli surmised. "He landed in there like a stunt man. It was amazing."

Magill hit so hard that his royal-blue Keds sneakers were knocked off his feet and one landed on the windshield of a car parked behind McCormack's Dodge.

"I'm shocked that he did that. He's an amazing kid," said Magill's Staten Island neighbor Francine Denardo. "He seemed so happy. He seemed so joyful."

While surviving a fall of 39 stories would be miraculous in any book, it's not unheard of in the city. Window washer Alcides Moreno survived a 43-story accidental fall on Dec. 7, 2008, from an East Side skyscraper.

Via NY Daily News

Another attempt to validate a last ditch move......

VH1 Reality + Porn Interview.....the Devil is laughing and so am I.
And for the record the vids I seen of her were lame. She only gets pts for taking the Face Full.
Video after the Jump (NSFW)

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How many "Fails" can you fit into one statement?

The 50 Worst Hip-Hop Fails Of All Time

For all the great memories, mood music and life experiences that have positively related to hiphop, there have been an equal impressive array of embarrassing, poorly thought out, career ending FAILS!!!!

The ever so creative team at COMPLEX mag comes through with the ultimate collection of hip hop FAILS!!!! Here are a few picks from the list. Get comfy and laugh ya ass off and/or Shake ya head in disbelief.

Drake Re-Injures Himself While Skipping On Stage


Suge Knight Gets Knocked Out (Finally)


Chopper Introduces The Chopper Suit


Benzino Ruins The Source




Get the Full List Here

This is what Drake Inspires????

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!

XXX FAIL!!!!!!!!

A failin' porn star goes pure medieval on his co workers after gettin' a pink a slip. Couldn't keep it up? Or maybe it was Budget Cuts......

New Release and Pic after the Jump.

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Bull Fighter Gored through Throat and Mouth!!! **Graphic**

OMG!!!!!!

Uncensored Image & Vidafter the Jump

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I haven't done this in a while but it's needed........FAIL FRIDAY RETURNS!!!!

Cocaine Cowboys that rap........
Kat Stacks = The Living Online Virus
......Ray J.....Flo RIda.*sigh*...
Driving while Tired....not funny but funny.
Mom shows Daughter how to drop it...(I can't make this up)

And thank you to WorldStar for cataloging the endless fuccery.

FAIL'S after the jump.

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White Girls Can Step or Bring it On(The real life version)

I'm in mini shock but it seems that the all white sorority, Zeta Tau Alpha beat the odds in the 2010 Sprite Step Off in Houston and took home the Championship....Damn.

Via The Rap-Up

Nerd Moment: Top 10 Tech FAILS of 2009

Social Network Fails, Smartphone Fails, MP3 Fails is all here in this top 10 run down.

Y2-what? Zune gets off to a bad start

Technically it was a New Year's Eve surprise. But many owners of Microsoft's Zune media player started 2009 with little more than a paperweight with LED lights.

At midnight on December 31, all Zune's 30-GB MP3 players froze up. Microsoft explained the problem as a problem with the way the device's internal clock recognized (or didn't recognize) leap years.

The glitch only lasted a day, but didn't help a device that was already failing to gain ground on Apple's iPod.

TwitterPeek fails to pique interest

The reaction of many in the tech community to the release of the TwitterPeek device was a collective, "Huh?"

Sure, there are some people who don't have smartphones and don't want to pay for expensive mobile plans. But is there really a market for a $199 device that does nothing but let you manage yourTwitter feed?

"I already have a $200 device to update Twitter," said one techie we spoke to. "It's called my iPhone."

The folks at Peek, makers of TwitterPeek, had already made the Pronto -- a device that handled only texts and e-mails. Maybe a combination of the two gadgets is in the works. But even then, would enough people be interested? Probably not.

The remaining 8 after the jump.

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Holiday Fail of EPIC proportions

I planned and organized the company party from start to finish this yr. In addition, with the provided budget I lined up an array of gift cards to make sure the employee, many of whom would be out of a job in 6 weeks, would get something they could use.$100 cards for Best Buy, Jet Blue, Victoria's Secret, etc,etc....All that was needed was my managers approval.

He didn't approve and went in a different direction.

Find out his gift selection after the damn jump.

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Friday Fail

Sorry but I gotta do it. This week's Fail is actually one out of a whole week of Fails by Ms. Nikks. Now in truth many of those aren't her fault. But I gotta feature this section. :P

I have an oversized coach bag that I use as my practice baby’s diaper bag. My beautiful little Fatima Rex (Fatima because my friend says she looks like a little Somalian child that should be called Fatima. Rex because my brother convinced my mother’s day care 3 year olds that she is a baby dinosaur, namely a T-Rex). Anyway her milk was in her bottle, in a ziplock bag, in my coach bag and as my brother is driving us, I smell milk. I look and my bag is full of milk. FML.

Hmm, my iPhone and Blackberry are also swimming in the milk in my bag. Little Miss a.k.a Fatima Rex, finds my sighs and muffled curse words funny, because she’s cooing, giggling, and kicking her chubby little five month old legs. FML.

My iPhone is done, dead, closes casket, #fail, buried. FML.

Catch the Full Frenzy of Fail over on Nikks blog.

Friday Fails!!!!!!!

Hit the Jumpington for another Friday Fail!!

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Tattoo Fail Featuring Birdman

EPIL FAIL AWARD: TILA TEQUILA **NSFW UPDATED**

We're told Tila has been at this for hours ... ranting about everything from her personal hygiene to her case against San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman -- calling him a "woman beater."

Submityed attention whorism vid after jump.

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