Chris Rock Has Words For George Zimmerman

Chris Rock weighs in on the George Zimmerman trial.

“George Zimmerman, you are a profiling, vigilante, racist, right-wing, trigger-happy, child-killing coward. I want to rip off your nuts, shove them down your throat, pull them back out your ass, toss them like dice, roll a hard six, pick them back up, put them in a blender, make a nut smoothie, drink it all down, feel refreshed, piss it back out, take off your shirt, wipe it up, wash your shirt on high–oh, it’s gonna shrink–put the shirt on a dog, call that dog a cat, laugh at your cat-dog, drop you both off at a Crip cook-out in Compton!”

The NBA Hits Frantic Overdrive for Free Agency.......But Things Good in Gotham

The Coasts are going crazy trying to secure CP3 and Dwight Howard for this upcoming season. Trades near completion, League shoots it down, players scream "blood murder" all the while my New York Knicks may have just put together the most intimidating front line in the NBA. ;)

The Best Boondocks Scene of the Season...UNCENSORED!!!!!!

We Interrupt the regularly scheduled Hump Day Postings for a Special Presentaion!!!!!

RIP Gary Coleman

After yrs of laughter provided he had a real rough life much due to the shadowy moves of those that were supposed to be looking out for him. Well I hope the guy is in a better place.

Pam Grier's "Fix" or Transportin' in her Chocha????

Folk that know me know I LOOOOOOVVVEEE some Pam Grier but this is an ill story.In her memoir out this week, actress Pam Grier says she and Richard Pryor broke up in part because his cocaine use had led to a dangerous buildup of the drug in her vagina. Is that even possible?

Here's how Grier recounts the conversation with her doctor:

He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

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....the age of personal exposure continues...

I think I can hear Nas screamin'........

So this is what 50K a month is going towards? Hope Nas' son has platinum pampers on.



Via Necole Bitchie

Weekend Fail: MMA (a lil graphic)

The guy on the receiving end, Horodecki is a good fighter (15 wins 2 losses) however both of his losses have been rather....dramatic.

Embrace Insanity

I miss the crazy in Hip Hop

...Not the Lil Wayne crazy but this kind.


Classic Busta


Mystikal in the final verse.




And everything ODB did.LOL

Bottle of VIagra + 12hr Sex session = R.I.P

**Full Story**

Was it really worth it? See I've told folk 3 sum are over rated. LOL

I need a laff today...........PIMPIN' CURLY!!!!!

50 has come a loooooooooong way since his "How to rob days"

50 + Ric Ross's Baby Moms = DAMN!!!!!!!

Brought to you from Miss Info Via Thisis50.com.

Here are the Youtube and Thisis50.com versions since the 50 site is on the brink of freeze do to online traffic.

OMG not in my Town!!!!!!!

WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!
Before you read this.Understand these are NOT my words or my Story.This is another online meet-up horror story I came across.I wasn't going to post it but its TOO crazy PLUS it happened in my city.So please do not connect any derogatory language in this post to me.Now, on with the show........

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The Case Of The Black Planet Big Bitch That Made Me Stop Fucking With Big Bitches

Late night, a nigga bored, jump on BP. Member search, ok... Lets see what we got.

"Slim pickings tonite" I'm thinking, then I see a redbone. She kinda big..

*But you know, the porn us muthafuckers be watching really be lowering our standards.. A bitch like this I wouldnt be caught dead with 10 years ago*

Anyway, I holla on some real basic shit. "I like your page and you got a pretty smile. You're definitely blessed"

Easy. Courteous women usually reply. So the reply went, "Thank You, you have a nice page as well. Some sexy pics on there"

Jackpot.

She feeling the kid no problem, lets go to work. So we do the chat thing, then graduate to the phone, talking daily for a few weeks. I really wasnt pressed, cause she was cute but she was BIG.

Huge ass.

We agree to link at a club in New Rochelle.

"Fucking Reggae Nite". I'm JA and I cant take it for more than an hour.

I see shorty, (Damn she big)

I give her a hug. (Damn she big)


(SHEEEIT I cant get my arms around this bitch!)


I get some drinks, she touching the kid, other bitches looking and giving me the "why her?" look.

Like I said she was cute, redbone, with really long hair.

Just BIG.

Ass like 4 glazed christmas hams BIG.

Them henny and hypnotiqs got her ready to leave. "Lets go somewhere quiet."

Off to the telly cause I was not about to break my bed with this big bitch.

*Side bar*

*Yeah I was wrong.

Fuck you muthafuckers for saying I'm a thirsty nigga.

It was late, I put the work in, I need a payoff.

I'll take a loong shower and do my best to wash away my guilt.*

*End Side Bar*

Anyway, shorty rubbing on me, lickin on a nigga like a caramel bbq glazed pork chop.

Fuck it, man I'm here, I'm gonna finish this shit!!! *(Note to Young people, alcohol makes you do dumb shit)*

I take her out them clothes...

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO

She givin the mean head wash, she playin with herself.

(I just close my eyes and imagine some other bitch, old jedi mind trick!)

"I want you to fuck this pussy"

My dick hard, jimmy hat in place, ok lets take the plunge......

I'm not a lil dude. At the time I was 215lbs on some brolic shit, I could bench press 375lbs, I'm strong enough to fuck with a big bitch, right??

"MUTHAFUCKIN WROOOOONG!!!"



I dive in. I'm propping these legs ups..

I'm banging out..

Fam, these legs was heavy.

Like I was a lumberjack carrying logs.

"Gaddamn, am I getting winded?"

I'm sweating like Patrick Ewing and shit..

No bullshit, a nigga started to feel faith & shit!! I damn near passed out!

I pause that shit and turn up the AC.

"You ok? She asking? "This pussy good huh"?

"Told you, you couldn't handle this pussy"

OOOh Shit! This big bitch trying to insult my dick game!!!

Fuck that..! I take some water, and I jump in the bed, "turn over"!

Baaaack Shhhooottttts!

Some I'm trying to bang this bitch back out, I'm tired as fuck, but I am not gonna let no big bitch insult my manhood!!

I'm winning now! Blowing it out, then it comes.

"I want to ride you"

"Wha?" I'm tired man, I just want to get this nut off, but the liquor got me on some extenze shit. A nigga cant nut!!!

I knew it was a mistake to put the bitch on top.

She climb up. She bouncing.

"OHHH SHES HEAVY"

I'm in pain now.. feeling like this bitch crushing my liver..

I'm moaning like UUUUGGHHHHH..

Cause I'm in pain.

Holy FUUUUCK.. I think I'm gonna die.

But under all that pressure, my manhood wants to nut...

So I start to mumble..

I, i, immmm cummm mmming...

She does some special grind before she props up and I hear a pop in the side of my stomach and my side start burning..

ughhhhhhhh.. I'm trying to front like I'm good but my side is on fire..

"That pussy good aint it baby>?"

I give her this look like "Yooou Big BITCH"

Fast forward. Next few days my ribs still hurting.

"What this bitch do to me?" I need to get this shit checked out.

Doc takes MRI and shit.

"You've got bruised ribs"

Gave me some IBUPROFEN and directed me to basically lay up for six muthafucking weeks!

My shit aint never been the same since then!

So the moral of the story is, I"M NOT FUCKING NO MORE BIG BITCHES.



But the head is always a go!

Main Ingredient of Stupidity

Just saw a myspace bulletin of a rather busty female(model) on my friendslist pondering the idea of getting her boyfriends name tatt'd on her boob.

Can I officially say LOVE is the one of the main ingredients of stupidity?????

Screwy ass gas prices.......

So, after I dealt with a Late Spring/ Early Summer of +$400 monthly gas costs for my Expedition.I now watch gas nose dive all over the nation.I just paid 2.26 here in NY.I can get a 1/2 tank on $25.That was a fantasy just a few months ago.I guess we better enjoy it while it lasts.



Not the greatest pic but it says 1.68.Are you kidding me?lol