Showing posts with label Funny but not funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny but not funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

New Trend On Deck.....



...It's the "I'ma show who I'm without showing who I with" post.....

If that level of grey area is needed then just keep it to words.

Seen about 8 such posts now....

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The Leader of (Black) Twitter????


Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Chris Rock Has Words For George Zimmerman



Chris Rock weighs in on the George Zimmerman trial.

“George Zimmerman, you are a profiling, vigilante, racist, right-wing, trigger-happy, child-killing coward. I want to rip off your nuts, shove them down your throat, pull them back out your ass, toss them like dice, roll a hard six, pick them back up, put them in a blender, make a nut smoothie, drink it all down, feel refreshed, piss it back out, take off your shirt, wipe it up, wash your shirt on high–oh, it’s gonna shrink–put the shirt on a dog, call that dog a cat, laugh at your cat-dog, drop you both off at a Crip cook-out in Compton!”

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Zombies in Miami?

Well I've had some good times down there buuuuuut..........

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Be Afraid....Very Afriad......

Do I detect a little sarcasm???
**Full Story**

Friday, January 27, 2012

A Different Yet Understandable View on the World

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

So SOPA Has Been Put Down


I guess the kids will have nothing stopping them from continuing to expose themselves via tumblr...lol

Friday, December 9, 2011

Playboy + Lindsay Lohan = Little Stimulation

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Maybe I'm odd but this didn't move ANY parts of me in a positive manner.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The Doctor Say's.......


Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Who You Fronting For????


What you project is what you are. What you say is what you are. What you post, type or tweet is what you are. With that understanding just who are you trying to be? During a casual but lengthy convo yesterday, a story was told to me. My friend's cousin got caught and called out for "fronting for twitter" and it sparked a question in my head. Who are you fronting for? I've seen this done by many but felt no reason to bring it up, but as the tendency increases I have to wonder about it. In the story just mentioned, the offending female had just spoken to my friend complaining of boredom and a lack of social activity on a Friday night. Nothing out of the ordinary w/ that, so she heads to a local club. She proceeds to bbm my friend complaining that said club is lame and she should of stayed home. Ok cool......no sooner did she communicate this message was then tweeting the following "Out with my girls doing it big. Poppin' bottles and having a great time."

Um.......What.....Really?

When called out for the blatant bullshit she joking replied "You know I gotta front for twitter." Well, no I dont know. Explain this to me. Who is laying in their bed on life support needed to know what your doing to survive? It's the ego manic within us all. It's just bigger for some then others. I view the Internets on a social level as communicating to others directly, speaking out loud/rambling or communicating indirectly to everyone hoping for a reaction of some sort.

Do you know how many arent aware that Twitter tell you the device and app you are tweeting from? Oh how many folk I've seen talk about their getting poippin' but have been "tweeting from web all day" . You aint gotta lie man. Im a nerd but these Internets breed some socially "interesting" people.


Ghostface said it well on the Purple Tape, "Yo dont front for me man. If you gonna play that role man play it."
 Please let your actions be the total representation of what you for you and not what you want others to think. It's an elementary lesson kids are told young but clearly it needs reinforcement for some adults too. 

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Laughing At Reality


LMAO!!!!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

So you just gonna call Obama a D**K Huh?????



Cable news network MSNBC indefinitely suspended senior political analyst Mark Halperin after he called President Obama “kind of a [vulgarism for male organ]” on the network’s “Morning Joe” show.

He did so after he’d been assured by co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski that the show had a seven-second delay in effect and that he should “take a chance.”

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Rapture, Raptors & Respect



So, it's another week of life on this planet earth. Lo and behold no planet shattering earthquake and no mass exodus of faithful followers into another realm of existence. This past Saturday as many people know was supposed to be what we of the Christian faith call the Rapture....well that's if you believed the specific teachings of certain preachers. Personally, I never subscribed to the May 21st ideas so It was really more of serious period of observation for me. The time leading up to the date in question allowed me to again view my peers as they expressed themselves concerning the upcoming Apocalypse.

To no real surprise the Internets were over flowing with "humor" and crude views on the Rapture topic. Many comical images and plays on the word rapture were popping up on blogs and tumblr sites. "Fear the Raptor", "The Raptor is Coming", etc, etc....those were cute but in addition to the jokes were those who saw this as merely another opportunity to bash the Christians. I'm not here to rally for my faith as truthfully no one disrespected me personally but on a whole I don't get the tone that overtakes so many when they log on. I have a simple Respect law. Watch your words towards Family, Friends & Faith. Those 3 F's are areas that I think as thoughtful adults you should show a a level of respect towards until your given a legit reason not to.

Is it because you can't physically see this higher power that folk degrade God. No matter what or whom you pray towards, I think it's one of the ultimate levels of tastelessness to act in such a manner. Maybe I'm just getting older and everything can't simply be excused as "jokes." When the basis of a whole faith/religion is the punchline of the joke it rarely THAT funny. That's not to mention the "Rapture" parties that were taking place to mock the the idea of what may have occurred. It kind of reminded me of Will Smith classic movie Independence Day where the people of the Invaded cities throw rooftop parties right under the Alien ships. It was fun to mock the situation until it got real. It all makes me wonder what is sacred in this society anymore. Everyone claims to "Not give a f**k." Is that true? Is existence really just one big punchline?

To all folk that matter to me I ask "What do you stand for?" "What is it that you represent?" There's never a comedic reply to that because while we all need laughter, we also need balance and respect. Don't we???

For some post May 21st Coverage hit here.

The Judgement Preacher Harold Camping Speaks

Monday, May 23, 2011

Maybe I Should Just Let Myself Go

 If this can make a mag cover why pay all this money for the gym?????

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Rambling on Hump Day



Sometimes I just have to sit and think. I wonder why I do the things I do. I many times wonder just how my actions are perceived. Few people get me and how I move. Others question why I don’t take more advantage of certain positions I’m in. There are those that I honestly feel just tolerate me in a cordial manner but could really care less if I’m around or not. Not mad at that, its reality. It’s weird how I find myself double guessing, doubting, and at times going against my natural instincts. It’s said that it’s easier to be cold, mean and uncaring but I think I’ve grown past that stage. I see negativity as being so much harder to deal with and so oppressive to your environment. I just don’t see why I’d elect to dwell in that. So, I’m Mr Nice guy but that’s nothing new, my actions are done 1st from the heart because I try to treat folk how I’d like to be treated. Yes, how I’d like to be treated which alludes to the fact that I’m not really treated like that. So while I don’t seek a specific reaction from the things I do. I ALWAYS am aware of what the response is. Again not due to expectation but as to better monitor who I give and direct energy too. Are you someone that says “Good Morning” to people? Do you randomly check on your peoples to make sure their ok? Yeah? That’s nice……you ever stop and see how many do the same towards you? Is the number relatively even? No? It drops off a bit? Yeah I hate when that happens too. 

Anyway, is it just assumed that communication with the opposite HAS to have a sexual side meaning? Perhaps I need to befriend some flat chested mid western white women so my every move doesn’t have a suspicious eye on it. But the eyes have been watching for years, no reason to think they’ll stop now. I honestly feel that I keep a pretty diverse group of friends. I surround myself and populate my inner circle with powerful respective people, many who are females. They know what it is so that’s all that matters. If I’m seen chatting with anyone who’s pretty, curves are too on point, chest too large, hair too curly or I’m being "too nice" it’s gotta be something....right?. Sometimes I have to remind myself that many people overlook or are oblivious to my background and just how accustomed I am to female's physically. Counting and collecting money in a stripper locker room or office will do that to you……among other things.  I can truthfully say I’m a social guy and have no issue speaking with and being around attractive folk. I control my actions at the end of the day. 

I was an ugly duckling (as were most people) so I can appreciate both sides of things. I’m cool with models and mothers, singers and strippers, artists and asshole, that’s life. In the end it’s all funny to me. I don’t ever fight or argue over it. I’ll let you think I’m trying to do something while I’m in my home alone reading comic books. The general population should be thankful that my "less female sensitive side" was short lived yrs ago. Someone of my intelligence could cause a lot of damage without restraints in place. Lord believe me that it’s not always easy to NOT do something but that’s the battle you wage daily. It’s what enables me to be “real”. Not in the “I’m keeping it real” sense but in the “I don’t want to be a hypocrite” sense

I begin working with my church's Sunday School this Sunday. Easter Sunday, the biblical importance is evident but for me it’s a giving back. While talking this over with people I said that I wasn’t getting my self up and extra 3-4 hrs earlier on Sunday just to recite old bible stories to these kids. I need to connect real life, our reality to a faith based on a time extreme and foreign to us. These young adults I’ll be dealing with, Middle School/High School students I believe are in the cross hairs of a lot of things. You have young boys thinking their men…..young girls thinking their women and I throw myself into the mix to attempt to effect change. NO ONE knows the full extent to things I’ve been involved in. Various people know some, NOBODY knows all. And to make the needed points with these kids I may need to share some of the darker corners of me just so they can connect and see how it all relates. There is always a bigger picture. My moves are never singular or random. Pieces to the puzzle, chess moves, turns to solve the rubics cube. But, y’all just assume I’m a 6ft 5in 225lbs flirt. Ok I can live with that. Lol. People always understand after the fact , that is how it works with me. So you don’t need to get it right now….

Sunday, March 20, 2011

I Know This is Wrong but I Couldn't Help Laughing.....


...why my man say this is the dude that shot Wyclef. LMAO!!!!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

That's Winning????


I must be getting old cuz the over night flocking of my people, not racially but generation-wise to embrace Mr Sheen is baffling to me. Why do we love the human train wreck?

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Cruelest Joke


How can one of the most beautiful women on Earth continuously end up alone? 
The Devil's cruelest Joke....

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Drake Vs. Charlamagne



I'm a fan of neither but this is hilarious to me......

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Many Faces of " O "..................*PAUSE*



Just got this in my Inbox.....I be damned if I look like any of this. : /

 
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