
How many award acceptances start like that hmmm?Even if its for a movie based on mass murder or a song about fellatio?LOL!!!! Anyway, today with a good day and I was surprised by the presentation of 2 blog awards from the Mz. J and Miss Jae. Cute right?
Sooooo, I humbling accept the following awards and the tasks that come along with them.
1st From Both Jillz and Jae I received....

This blog invests and believes in PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time, and relationships. These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. Check up on these writers! The rules are: This blog award should be sent to your favorite 8 bloggers, and they, in turn, should forward it to their fave 8.
Then, later on I received another from Jae....

This award is bestowed upon a fellow blogger whose blogs content or
design is, in the giver’s opinion, brilliant.'
“When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to the said person so everyone knows she/he is real. Choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including bloggers who have no idea who you are because you don’t have seven friends. Show the seven random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with Honest Weblog. Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon. List at least ten (10) honest things about yourself. Then pass it on!'"
Ok, I'ma double bag this and with much pride present both awards to the following bloggers.lol
Mz. J aka Jillz aka Miss "Judge Me" :)
Jae Spence the porn collecting country singer :D
DanniGyrl, no more hidden young lady ;)
All In, YO B!!!!!!!!!! B)
Assertive Wit, Always a great read :)
Qu33nKam, Hows the west coast life treating ya? ;)
The Single Dame, Loooooooove the Vlogs ;)
Kenya Says, Tell it how it is. :)
LaaLaa, the accent and the honesty are killer :)
Boss Lady, great grown Ny tales. ;)
And Now 10 Honest things about lil ol' me.
1)I'm always nervous to introduce a female to my parents.Everyone that has met them eventually hurt me.
2)I should be in Jail.
3)I forgive many things.But I never forget.
4)I think at times I like oral a lil(lot) more then intercourse.
5)"Self Love" keeps me from getting in trouble.
6)I have a short tolerance for stupidity and poor judgment.
7)The 2 times I've done Karaoke I murdered it.LOL
8)I had 1 one nite stand in my life. She looked like the Brat.
9)Presently I need to get my spirituality in order.
10)I think many blogs are just cries for attention.LOL
**BONUS**
TWITTER IS CREEPY
VIDEO PROOF HERE