I'm Far Beyond The Point of Faking Enthusiasm

POLITICAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 Shades of Grey in the Hands of Men :)

Ok this is HILARIOUS and by just hearing the few lines they reciting I automatically had to smile knowing the good friends of mine that are totally wrapped up in this. Like, "Oooooooooh thats what you want right now?" Gotcha ;) 

Key Masters????

Had a 1/2 serious 1/2 joking convo with one of people and the topic was, guys that seem to have the express lane access to a lady's "good side". You can listen to what a woman generally describes as her type and while everyone is different, I've noticed that there are types of dudes that just by the nature of what they do seem to have a leg up on things.

Ball players, Artists (musicians) & Conscious men (usually with dreads...lol)

Think about it. Be it through the gift of gab, creative energies, status level or simply physical structure I've seen folk within these groups talk some of the best ladies out of their clothes. It's a game as old as time itself. Just an observation.......

Automatic Respect For This One

You get the serious pound and Black man head nod for rocking this tee.

Mind Over Matter :)

These Kid Stay Reaching.....

Sorry junior, YOLO will never, ever, eevvveeeerrrrr be CREAM!

Take Control :)

Yeah if you're woman enough to rock this, then yeah you get hella' points in my book. lol

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Teacher Comes Clean After Osama Is FInally Handled

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Man finally shaves his beard after the word of Bin Ladin's death, he had let it go for 10 years

Forbes Fictional 15: "I Get Money!!!!!"

The Forbes Fictional 15 is a list generated by Forbes magazine that lists the 15 richest people in the realm of fiction. The members are characters from movies, books, cartoons and television. The current list was written in 2010.
To qualify for the list members must be "both fictional (in the sense that we excluded mythological and folkloric figures) and characters (meaning they are part of a narrative story or series of stories)." And of course, rich. The one exception to the rule was Santa, a mythological character, whom Forbes decided was an "irresistible" addition, although he has been absent from the list since 2006. Forbes stated, "We still estimate Claus's net worth as infinite, but we excluded him from this year's rankings after being bombarded by letters from outraged children insisting that Claus is 'real.' We don't claim to have settled the ongoing controversy concerning Claus's existence, but after taking into account the physical evidence—toys delivered, milk and cookies devoured—we felt it was safer to remove him from consideration."

Rank	Name	Net Worth ($billion)	Age	Residence	Source	Comparison with Previous Year
1	Carlisle Cullen	34.1	370	Washington, U.S.A.	Compound Interest, Long-term investments
2	Scrooge McDuck	33.5	81	Duckburg, U.S.A.	Mining, Treasure Hunting	+$4.4billion
3	Richie Rich	11.5	10	Richville , U.S.A.	Inheritance, Conglomerates	-$0.8billion
4	Tony Stark	8.8	35	New York, U.S.A.	Defense, Inheritance	+$0.9billion
5	Jed Clampett	7.2	51	Beverly Hills, U.S.	Oil & Gas, Banking	+$3.6billion
6	Adrian "Ozymandias" Veidt	7	47	New York, U.S.A.	Marketing	+$1.6billion
7	Bruce Wayne	6.5	32	Gotham City, U.S.A.	Inheritance, Defense	+$0.7billion
8	Tooth Fairy	3.9	Ageless		Stealing
9	Thurston Howell, III	2.1	60	Private Island, South Pacific	Howell Industries	-$4.4billion
10	Sir Topham Hatt	2	55	Island of Sodor, U.K.	Railroad, real estate
11	Artemis Fowl II	1.9	15	Dublin, Ireland	Inheritance, Theft, Technology patents	+$0.3billion
12	C. Montgomery Burns	1.3	104	Springfield, U.S.A.	Energy	+$0.304billion
13	Charles Bass	1.1	18	Manhattan, N.Y.	Real Estate, Inheritance
14	Jay Gatsby	1	30	West Egg, N.Y.	Racketeering, Investments
15	Lucille Bluth	0.95	68	Newport Beach, Calif.	Real Estate

Art Imitates Life (FB Thug Parody w/ Wayne & Baby)

Inspired by the recent fake Facebook thug beat down.


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Humor with a Respectable dose of Truth. Pt 2

Following up on the previous vid, here we go!!!!
I need to look into making one of these vids.

Is she still so Dope??? Does it even matter?

It seems like yrs since every other blog was Amber Rose related. The endless hordes of cyber fans seem to have fallen back. Easy come easy go I guess. In spite of how the masses fall in and out of love with folk, I'm its a hell of an experience.

Extreme feelings towards us black guys...

It would seem that either they love us like the woman above or you react to us like this....


or even worst like this.(NSFW)

Fu%& Yo Status!!!!

I touched on online "status" before and I as it would so happen I had a lil convo a few days ago that focused on the other type of status. I'm speaking of relationship status (single, involved, engaged, etc). My feelings on that are summed up in the title of this post........exactly.Not long ago I remember thise status labels being very much true to form. Those with significant others were labeled as dating or involved. The journey men were single and should you see the rare engaged or married label then you knew what it was. Today it's not so cut and dry. I see status many times as being a smoke screen for folks true intentions. It may just be another indicator of the jumbled times we live in but more often then not there's alway more below the surface.

Does his "dating" = Single but willing to take you out so you dont feel like a jumpoff?

Does her "Single" = Willing to chill with whoever she likes but she still has "dick on call"?

Does his "Involved" = A magnet for girlfriend #2's that dont mind the side chick position.

Does her "Married" = Single with serious "Baby Daddy" Drama?

Maybe her "Married" = A hope of keeping would be men away from her?

The online world is no less complicated then the real one so in the end I think what I usually think unless I know you personally.

....your sleeping with someone.

Obey Your Thrist

The Original Man Show

Ooops!! Did I mean to say that??

have you ever been in a sexual conversation with someone of the opposite sex?(of course you have)And some how you said a lil too much or gave too deep a peek into just how perverted/sexual you can be or want to be?

Here's what happen to me.Chatting on line with a very good friend of some "adult" topics.She's expressing how she misses the "real" but is semi content watching porn online.(sidenote:I'm hearing that a lot from females), anyway she asks me to send her some. She knows there's nothing online I can't find. I ask her what topic she wants?Interracial, 3 somes, etc,etc. She replies "Oral please.Send me what you like" Noooo problem.I shoot a couple links over to her.One of those was to a Ice La Fox vid. She has this thing she does with her jaw that looks very pleasurable.

Now I didn't watch the vid prior to sending it.I saw the still vid pic so I figured its a straight up Bj Vid.Apparently it was a lil more extreme then that. It was a GaG vid. She then asks me "So, you've thought about gagging me?" Still caught off guard I reply "Well.......yeah."

UNDERSTAND PEOPLE, that was a trick question because as a guy, if your an attractive female it's about 95% likely we've thought of doing all kinds of stuff to y'all.......I got the expected "Your nasty." Which was funny as SHE continued watching the porn.lol.

Yeah, it slipped.But it's not the craziest thing I could have said.......

The VMA's were last Night????

Well I have no idea about who got what award but I can say this much.



Eminem LOST!!!!!!
Full Story Here



And over on Spike TV's “Guy’s Choice Awards”....Jaime and Halle WON!!!!
Full Story Here

My apologies for the Missing Humpington......

After last week's Hump Day postage I had nada happening yesterday. It was busy as hell and blog time was limited. So, a day late and dollar short, watch more Alexyss Tylor madness in this video.I made quite a few facial expressions while watching this.Everything from DAAAAAAMMN! to EEEEEWWWWW!


(....the camera man needs some pussy ASAP.....lame)